Hometown: Keokuk. That’s pronounced Kilkuk for us natives.

Birthday: June 2nd

Sign: Don’t believe in that nonsense

Marital Status: Widowed

Kids: Scott

Pets: Lucy the lab (or Lucifer on her extra-ornery days)

Favorite Artist: Hard to narrow it down. Love the Classic Top 40 Hits

Favorite New CD: I am so hip that it changes constantly. Right.

Favorite All-Time CD: I have a whole shelf of classic stuff I love.

Favorite Song Lyric: “Play that funky music till you die”

First Concert Attended: Osmonds at the Illinois State Fair. I only wish I were making this up.

Favorite Local Hangout: Arnold’s. Oh wait- that’s Happy Days

Favorite Actor that I’ve met: Maureen McCormick

Favorite Movie: Foul Play with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase

Favorite TV Show: House

Favorite Sports Team: St. Louis Cardinals or anyone who beats the Cubs.

Favorite Website: I have about 50 of them on my “favorites” tab.

Nickname Growing Up: Brownie (I had really clever, witty friends.)

People Would Be Shocked If They Knew: I actually put any thought into this idiotic survey.